CIRCUSITCH

We have mastered the art of losing passports. Earlier this morning, the whole house was ransacked by the impromptu search team consisted of supermom, miss grubby, and the vacation goer herself. Superdad smoked outside at the garden while the Custom Officer a.k.a supercat wonders if anyone notices her belly jiggle. The whole house smelled like [...]

1) Maps/Globes: I always love them. I could bury myself with just maps and my imagination will just explode. When I was a kid and I got so obsessed with maps I sometimes had to stop, close my eyes and relax because my head was pounding so hard with all the excitement of creating a [...]

I’m at a new place for work, no longer in the dreaded twin towers. You only miss it when you don’t have it – why does that godammn quote has to be so true and so smug. I miss not having to flush my own crap when I do a number 2. I miss going [...]

I am fucking tired.
Spent.
Wrung dry.
EXHAUSTED.
Apparently, I am crazy. Thanks to bad diet and lack of sleep. But things in my life are going great.
Body heat is the best thing in the world.
A part of a lovely poem I think is kick ass:
I don’t know exactly what a prayer is.
I do know [...]

but I am sad that the World Cup is over.
I don’t watch the game. I only watched one and that was because the television was on. Of course I love the good looking boys on the screen. But nothing beat Tour De France’s boys. FUCKING A-CLASS THIGHS. And talk about mental strength and resillience! I [...]

so here goes, URTV style:
1) Guys with gymi-fied upper bodies. Please take note: YOUR LEGS. You have them for a reason, to be worked on as equally (maybe even more) as your upper bodies. Please don’t come to me and show me your toned pecs and triceps and deltoids only for me to look down [...]

Some things I figure out along the way of these first 6 months of 2010:
1) Tracy Chapman and the four non blondes singer should be bestfriends. And how many songs does she (Chapman) have to do on broke couples.
2) Notorious B.I.G is damn right: the mo’ money you have, the mo’ problems you get.
3) Which [...]