so here goes, URTV style:
1) Guys with gymi-fied upper bodies. Please take note: YOUR LEGS. You have them for a reason, to be worked on as equally (maybe even more) as your upper bodies. Please don’t come to me and show me your toned pecs and triceps and deltoids only for me to look down and see your fucking CHICKEN LEGS. If I want to date an inverted triangle I would have done so, thank you. You’re not Mr Incredible. Even the outline of your shadow makes me want to puke. Give us some strapping thighs girls can hold on to, comeplete with calves you can store apples in. Trust me, strong thighs and calves are WAY better than pecs cause when you get older the chest muscles sag and you have to wear a trainee bra.
Intai2: Benci nyer lelaki upper body cam sial tapi kaki keding! Kesian.
2) MLM fanatics: You should be ashamed of yourself. No, I do not want to be ‘under’ you, or buy your stinking slimming corset, or join the ranks of other low-mentality Malays who hate to put in effort in hard work but want to get rich faster. The propaganda is appealing: who wouldn’t want to afford a spanking BMW at the age of 26? But to get them so easy? So that you can show off? Whenever someone I know gets suckered into the MLM scene, I don’t know which one of us I am more embarassed for: them for having absolutely no pride and dignity, or me for knowing such a loser.
Intai2: Kalau nak di ‘bawah’ orang, biarlah orang tu lelaki berbadan (dan kaki) tegap sasa. Awwww.
Between this MLM and marrying fat, aging, balding anak Datuk or the Datuk himself, I learned one thing: it’s not easy being rich in Malaysia… that is, unless you’re a brainless Malay whore. To all the other ladies, Malays, Chinese, Indians and lain lain, let us work hard and honest and be proud of every single thing we starve for.
Maybe there’s a part two.
